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The last Goth girl who I thought was gonna sacrifice me ended up just telling me she only liked me as a friend, not as a human sacrifice. Thats life I suppose.
The real sacrifices are the friendzones we make along the way.
Shit that’s worse. Let me bleed to death in peace.
Tragic
I was out for a meal with friends just before the pandemic, waitress was a heart-stoppingly beautiful goth lady. I’d had a few drinks and blurted out “Oh my gosh, I would sacrifice my firstborn to you”… without skipping a beat she replied “Deal”. Legendary response to a drunken fool.
ill make that trade
Hot goth gf and I get to die? Win-win
If imma go out, a sexy goth girl sacrificing me is a pretty damn good way to go.
Saint Peter like “damn dude, come on in, fucking legend, bar is on the right, tell Gabriel to pour one for ya on me”
As the kids say, worth.
Wait, is that pizza AND garlic bread?!?
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The joke: the implication that if it were just pizza, the warning would be heeded, however since she has pizza AND garlic bread, it might be worth it.
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Either that or you just don’t like garlic bread. Or both.
Nah, I’m just used to garlic bread memes.
“Might”? I think you mean is.
Death by snu snu!
As long as I ghost her before All Hallows Eve I should be fine.
At least someone feels something about me
Is she drinking soy sauce?
I think it’s Fritz Limo
Thankfully the hot goth girls I’ve met usually want me to assist in sacrificing, so I should be safe
I’m always asked to lie down on the ground, so I don’t even need to do any work!
I’m prepared to make that sacrifice.
Joke’s on you, I’m into that shit.
Yeah I had a hot goth girl walk up to me at a concert just a couple days ago and just say yes or no? I said no. I’m also the faithful married type but I’m not convinced all that girl was asking was for sex.
Pizza Pi●za Pizza
