It’s like when children grab the toys of others. They don’t want to play with keep the toy, the fact of the toy being possessed is what makes the toy desirable. The grass is always married on the other side of the fence.

Edit: choice of wordS

“Yes, I work in… Finance something. How much do I make? I don’t even know if you’re good or bad yet.”

Finally, the freedom to have sick plane crashes thanks to deregulation 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🦅🦅🦅💥💥💥

wait I actually get that

Ha, I can read 50% of this meme

I believe I am more confused than if I could read none

I was gonna go for Dolphewer (dolphin + fewer as fewer sounds like Führer)

They make the Transforming noise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

when yo girl asks u to fart in her face 😎

Oh no, this is just an edit, it’s not real.

Source: I made it up

Assy McGee

Fun fact, if you copy something a person does, you’re mocking them. But if you reword what they’re saying and throw it back to them, you’re intellectually deepening the conversation 🧠🧠🧠

real and wholesome :’)

I just rub her left labia for two minutes then ask her if she came

༼ ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° ༽ ⌐■-■ Mission accomplished ᕕ༼⌐■-■༽ᕗ

Fake: I didn’t vote in this pole

Gay: I didn’t “vote” on this pole ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

“But I’m just an actor!”

“Can you play dead?”

bang

Fuck I miss that show

Right? Like just sit in my lap and pee a little like a normal person

(. )( .)

In Quebec I heard it more often but from older generations

Oh really? And how many dicks have you sucked out of spite? What sort of scenario would that even occur in? Where would one even find such a place!? Like what address!?

Outside, where grass is real and may be touched