

i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA


i like ‘em short of breath CUZ THEY GOT THAT ASS MA


To be the equivalent of someone making $10k giving $100 to charity, a millionaire would have to give $10k.
A billionaire would have to give 10 million dollars.
Sane take IMO, you have selected the medium podium well
Oi maybe you should buy them a beer tho


Daaaad, I can’t pilot this thing!
Shut up, Meg
frist you get teh monies
Then yuo gte the plwer
Tehn uyo get th e weman
Wait, it’s buffalo wings?
That’s disgusting! I thought it was buffalo wangs
Finally, a useful life hack
You can’t spell DOOM without Moo


The ratitties
Nonsense, it’s like my favorite show, Storgote SG1


You have created thank-worthy content
Close your eyes and say you don’t believe in ghosts


Can confirm, need to make other drivers pay for my insecurities, letters only make my insecurities bigger and my ding dong smaller
roast all weenie and sin from the world


“Please calculate the totals to reflect a favourable result”
They fear the floss thong