On behalf of the dads: We used to let you win all kinds of shit and you never knew! Then one day we couldn’t beat your anymore… and we had two choices while you gloated: convince ourselves we let you win or let the mid life crisis begin.

Sure, but be aware it’s a popular line from The Matrix series specifically about predetermination!

https://youtu.be/eVF4kebiks4?si=izWhOER6wP_NBJvr

What will really bake your noodle is you just did.

Well played ChatGPT, but your bias towards subjugating the human race makes this post inauthentic.

Solution: put milk in a coffee cup

Solution to standing out, not to the underlying problem of milk being weird

In my first weeks with it i had a subdirectory named “home” somewhere in a project directory I was done with. It must have been finger memory but when i went to delete it I typed

rm -Rf /home

That slash ruined my day

I used to flex on the gigabytes my collection required. Now it seems like bragging about the length of your buggy whip. Kinda wish I’d stuck to it though… Now I’m just the curator of a big pre-millennium library.

It’s worse than the just Karens. If you don’t pay the fines they will put a lien on your property and eventually evict you. This has created a strong market pressure towards swindling people out of their places. Financial groups that manage HOAs wholesale are now the norm and they love encouraging Karens to generate nonsense rules and report offenders… They get a cut of either the fine or the home sale sand get to play the role faceless enforcer. There are no regulations on how high fines can go, nor how high LATE FEES on those fines can go, nor how soon “late” is.

We are way past the time when HOAs were harmless funny people hyperfocusing on lawns… It’s a predatory business now.

At this point the Margot Robbie account is a part of Lemmy’s origin story