Thesis: milk
Antithesis: alcohol
Synthesis: white russians.
Fuck yeah! Glad someone else can see the true path.
That’s just like… your opinion man…
Yeah well, I still jerk off manually.
Synergy: White russian with a scoop of meth.
start breakin bricks wet nips
Lactose intolerant ppl need to be more tolerant 🙃
It’s easy if ypu have degree in molecular biology or gene engieneering. Year later.
Drinking milk in public - weird.
Drinking a milk and frozen cream smoothie in public - perfectly normal.
Its not that I judge public milk drinkers. I just don’t trust public milk.
I have some private milk I have made if you trust that
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You know what I hate? In the rare times I order tea at a restaurant (they never boil the water, so it’s almost always weak), I ask for milk instead of cream and the waiter looks at me like I asked for some sugar to put on my steak.
Tea with milk is the best thing ever. Everybody always looks at me weird when I put milk in my tea. They’re just missing out, to be honest.
The worst part is that one of my friends doesn’t mind putting milk in Pepsi but has the audacity to look at me funny when I put milk in tea.
Milk in Pepsi? What shortcircuited in their brain to make that taste good to them?
Too much Laverne and Shirley.
Cream? With tea? Do we need a war of 1812 part 2?
It depends on the kind of milk
In a latte it’s very acceptable
sonetimes I stop and get a single serving bottle of milk at the store to drink on my walk home from work and always feel weird if people see me drinking it… guess now I know I’m not the only one.
Milk doesn’t have a 50% markup and can make people dance, fight, or fuck
You should watch videos online
Evergreen wisdom
“MILK WAS A BAD CHOICE!”
alcohol withers your body so much, maybe you don’t feel it now, but maybe one day you will wake up looking 20y older than you supposed to be. maybe it sounds harsh, but thas what i fear the most. Thats why i rarely go out - all my friends i know keep drinking, and without participating in it there’s really not much to do. I take drinks now or then, but getting shit faced and spending whole Saturday hangover seems kind waste of free time. Fuck milk tho.
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I bet you’re fun at parties…
Is expressing a reasonable concern that they have difficulty socialising without doing activities they don’t enjoy which have health consequences they want to avoid actually something that deserves that comment?
Filthy milk drinker
If someone gives you shit for drinking Milk you break their bones. They’d be wishing they drank all that milk for Good, Strong bones 🦴 🥛
Shout out to all my lactose ninjas that never broke a bone lol.
“Sir, that is nasty”
What about bull milk?
