I’d try the egg pizza. Olives with the pits is a choking hazard, because people won’t necessarily be expecting it.

Niceguy

“Why aren’t girls interested in guys like me?! 😭”

Because you’re weird and overbearing.

Am I having a stroke?

Can’t tell if an unreasonable entitled comment, or a sarcastic comment.

Maybe both? (눈_눈)

Poe’s Law, some people actually believe what you’re saying.

/s exists for a reason on the internet, where toneless text reigns supreme.

I’m 2 months late, but…

CARS RUIN CITIES

https://the-war-on-cars.myshopify.com/en-ca/products/cars-ruin-cities-sticker-10-pack

I’m only peripherally aware of the SCP community, but I really enjoy browsing the stories… what’s fallen apart about it?

She should be aware that likely almost 100% of those returned clothes are going to the dump. Unless this is a very reputable seller, with a trustworthy supply line, even if they say they recycle or resell, they likely don’t.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WG8idKaX9KI

What? What does an astrotruf-review detection app have anything to do with avast?

I’m sorry for being this way, really, but why couldn’t you just crop the picture?!