3lbs of cashews, eat one pound each day, shit will flow

What, like racist shotguns and bawdy pistols?

Have you considered switching to indicas?

Ladybug bite.

I would like to attain their hard candy shell and ability to fly.

So he should definitely go

I hope he goes, he’d have a lovely time.

Gotcha

What’s the T word?

No even smart enough to hold onto his one and only meal ticket. 🤣🤷‍♂️

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Reddit is dying anyway.

Is there anywhere to get those ads without having to book my face? (Asking for a friend, obviously)

I love that his people let him go to this event 🤣

So this event went exactly as well as anyone with any common sense at all would assume it would go? 🤣🤣🤷‍♂️

I don’t know, man, I honestly think this is about as raveled as his campaign has ever been.

Frankly, I’m shocked to find out that AIs are using drive throughs at all, and I’m not sure what use they would even have for tacos 🤷‍♂️

This sounds made up

And why should they? We’re a civilized people aren’t we?

Again, it is the legend.

Nope, they’re mostly selfish assholes in my family

She loves to “clean” and nuzzle my beard usually first thing in the morning and before bed for a couple minutes, it’s annoying but I let it slide because it seems to make her really happy, I think maybe it’s a cat family bonding behavior 🤷‍♂️

I tried to curb it initially because she eventually bites and tugs out some hairs which hurts like hell

🤣 at least got her to mostly stop the actual beard hair pulling

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Second place: most nights at some point she decides to sleep on my back, which is only mildly bothersome, but she always makes back muffins first which isn’t particularly pleasant