• OpenStars@piefed.social
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    14 days ago

    Username does not check out. This answer makes far too much sense - are you sure that you don’t want your answer to be more evil? (On the other hand, it is compatible with photosynthesis so there’s that!)

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      14 days ago

      Listen, it’s hard to be a plant and not a morning person, I get a sugar rush by the sun early morning, that bright morning person sky bitch.

      I can only scheme at night, send my nefarious evil messages via the mycelium network, maybe take a walk to freak out some humans.

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        14 days ago

        You are a lunar-tic! And I for one am here for it:-P.

        Although I think the solar totalitarian authority figure would like to have a word with you…

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