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Try en passant
Holy hell
New kitten just dropped
Sleeping on the couch with a fur blanket is always a viable option.
Just doze off if you’ve already brushed your teeth
Get an accomplice to open a can of tuna.
Learn to throw your voice until you can “pspsps” from down the hall.
Succumb.
This is your life now.
Soooo cute
Defenestration