• WoahWoah@lemmy.world
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    22 days ago

    Do people really struggle this much to urinate? It seems crazy to not be able perform a basic bodily function like this. I honestly had no idea. Though, I do question why one of these two isn’t following basic urinal etiquette. One stall between, otherwise use a toilet, otherwise wash your hands first and then, if no one has moved, you’re allowed to ride side saddle.

    Some dude used a urinal right next to me with five urinals available, and I stared at him until I finished. He never looked at me. Come to think of it, I don’t know if he started peeing until I was done, but that seems like an edge case. His fault though.

    Edit: wow, given the quick downvotes, it looks like it’s more common than I thought here on Lemmy, and it appears I touched a nerve! Lol

    I’m going to start bringing a stopwatch into the bathroom and very obviously start it when someone sidles up to the urinal. 😆

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      22 days ago

      Everyone look at this guy. He can piss under extreme pressure. We should all aspire to be him

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          Just because you don’t have any issues doesn’t mean other people don’t. I, myself, have a lot of anxiety when it comes to using urinals and have trouble sometimes. Why? No idea. Having to piss doesn’t override the anxiety, so you just end up feeling miserable.

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            Yeah, I just didn’t realize it was so common. Sorry, that sucks. Are you an otherwise confident and secure person?

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              Yes, other than pissing I’m pretty confident.

              No,. I have no idea why peeing in private is important to my lizard brain. It wasn’t when I was a kid.

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              It’s okay. Sorry I got snippy back at you. Funny enough, most of the time I feel as if I am very confident and secure. Naturally as people do I have my times where that slips, but I’d say 80% of the time I’m cool as a cucumber

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                No worries, I think a lot of people thought I was being an ass instead of honestly just having never thought about it. I wonder if it has something to do with growing up in a big family and playing sports and stuff. Like, I think I just became to desensitized to it. If I needed privacy to pee, I would probably wouldn’t have peed through all of high school and college lol.

                The amount of time I’ve dumped a whizzer while someone was right next to me, talking to me, or once while two other people were in a tiny bathroom at a party… at bars where there was no urinal and no door on the stall… that last one was a pretty notorious bathroom, because like I said, the stall had no door, but also the door to the bathroom itself was a pair of those swinging doors like in wild west movies. I’ll admit having to take a shit while you could still see the people at the bar was pretty awkward. One of my favorite dive bars. 🤣

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      Questioning is also not allowed.

      Lemmy is a silly place.

      It’s proving to be Reddit without the random intellectuals.

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      It’s not a choice. It’s like some primal instinct or something.

      Edit: urinals don’t typically bother me but if you try to talk I’m done. Can’t do the troughs. It’s not insecurity it’s just a little privacy and peace is nice.

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        I’ve heard jokes about it, but I didn’t think it was a widespread thing. Doesn’t the need to pee outweigh the fear of… well. Whatever the fear is I guess? What exactly is the fear?

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          Doesn’t the need to pee outweigh the fear of… well. Whatever the fear is I guess? What exactly is the fear?

          Idk man, ask my subconscious

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            Dear Can’s Subconscious,

            Sorry I haven’t written to you lately. I’ve been so busy, but that’s no excuse. I hope you are well.

            I was writing to ask a question: y u no pee? U scare? Y?

            Sincerely,

            WoahWoah

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      I don’t know what age you are, but if you’re too young not to have known, some people have medical conditions that make them struggle to pee.

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        I don’t think this is medical conditions. I think it’s just people shy about urinating. I just didn’t realize how common it was.