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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

"I never asked for this"

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"I never asked for this"

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Gork@lemm.ee to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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    You may not like it, but this is peak male performance:

    Finn the human

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    oh come on. Women can’t be so different that they don’t want a badass prosthetic arm.

    • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Case in point, Noble-2

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        And Billie Lurk from the Dishonored DLC!

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          That’s her right arm, not left. Are we onto something here? Is the true gender divide that men want a badass left arm and women want a badass right arm?

          Edit: I just checked and Noble-2 (from Halo: Reach) has their right arm as the badass prosthetic too.

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    Barrett and Tears of the Kingdom Link don’t count because they have prosthetic right hands/arms.

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      Finn too

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        Finn didn’t need a badass prosthetic left arm because the cure to male loneliness is Jake the Dog.

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          That’s such a good point.

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    Yeah look at RoboCop he’s all prosthetic, never lonely

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    It’s figuratively cutting your ability to do evil from your body. Left hand evil, right hand good, it’s why nuns used to get upset about left handedness.

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      My dad was beat as a child by nuns for being left-handed. Now he writes with his right hand and does everything else with his left.

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    Don’t think any of these characters are exactly role models.

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      Running around the local grocery store with a cardboard box over my body so I can hide from other people isn’t something to aspire to? Color me alert and shocked, at about 99.99% approximately.

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      And one of them is brainwashed into thinking he’s someone else.

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      deleted by creator

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    We need courses that teach males how to be men. Not the BS toxic stuff, but teach them how to be decent human beings in society.

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    The permeant stranger

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    i was gonna mention Ash from Evil Dead but the chainsaw is his right arm.

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      And he ends up alone in all three movies. Meme holds up.

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    Sekiro and Guts are about as not OK as you can get.

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    Or could go with Both arms

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      Maybe also both legs?

      Insert crusty Anakin here

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    Yeah your bionic left arm could also be your wife. So you’ll never be alone

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    Until suddenly, one day

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    They might be into something

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