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fossilesque@mander.xyzM to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 8 months ago

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  • HexesofVexes@lemmy.world
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    We also need irrational fucks for the complex field don’t we?

    • over_clox@lemmy.world
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      We already have irrational fucks, they’re called politicians.

      • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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        Brilliant, and succinct. 10 points

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          So now we have both irrational and fractional fucks, we have all real fucks, and since we can have “twisted fuck” we can rotate any fuck through any angle and we have the entire complex fuck plane.

          • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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            Would a Gordian knot be like an ouborous of fucks?

            • Comment105@lemm.ee
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              Oh, I’ve seen that video

              • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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                And now a whole generation of 12 year old boys thinks that’s what normal sex is like.

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                  Fun fact about me, I was actually 12 once.

          • Szyler@lemmy.world
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            Person 1: “fuck you!”

            Person 2: “a real fuck to you to”

        • dmMeYourNudes@lemmynsfw.com
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          deleted by creator

  • over_clox@lemmy.world
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    What in the flying fuck implies there must also be falling fucks, running fucks, swimming fucks, lazy fucks, and fucking fucks.

    If I’m missing something here, please fucking let me know.

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      Fucking fucks imply the existence of asexual fucks.

      Mother-fucking fucks are all I can find on Pornhub these days.

      • Comment105@lemm.ee
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        Lots of fucked fucks on there, too. For unfucked fucks.

    • ik5pvx@lemmy.world
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      …static fuck?

  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    ‘What the ever-loving fuck’ implies that love can overcome all.

  • dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    So, “what in the isomorphic fuck” covers all the bases?

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      No, because then you enter into Homomorphic fucks.

      Beyond that you have the ring of fucks.

      Shit gets real within the field of fucks, entering the fuck domains

      Further you get Abelian fucks

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    I take “what the absolute fuck” to mean there’s a platonic ideal of “fuck” and that’s what they’re referring to.

    But this did make me want to find out the etymology of “absolute” :

    https://www.etymonline.com/word/absolute

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    Yes, this is correct.

    You dont even have to be a math nerd to innately know this.

    Like, I’m about to go to work & dispense imaginary fucks all day (because math-lord knows I have no real fucks to give anymore).

    (The thing is they are both imaginary as well as irrational fucks, which complicates math a lot & I only work with fuck approximations)

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    what the absolute fuck implies relative fucks; it’s not a math term

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    Lots and lots of possible interpretations for “I don’t give a single fuck”.

    Including dozens…

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      I don’t give a married fuck/I don’t give a widowed fuck

  • Tzayad@lemmy.world
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    Holy fuck

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      Unholy fuck.

  • NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world
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    I fucking love science

  • Maggoty@lemmy.world
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    Yes to all of those.

    Source, my time in the Army.

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    Best word in the entire English language. Nothing else compares.

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      https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cxpV8D8K9JI

  • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.works
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    There are absolutely imaginary fucks.

  • samus12345@lemmy.world
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    Nah, they just colloquial terms for emphasis. Though that’s not nearly as fun!

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    It certainly illustrates the diversity of the word

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