But where is the Weddell sea?

Cum if she wants to. Cum around the world.

Odds don’t mean shit when you win the die in a fireball lottery. Odds are zero if you don’t play.

Conan O’Brien as Desmond Tutu.

They’re not voting for Republicans. They’re voting against Democrats. And, no, they will never learn.

To add a couple more FOSS programs, OBS Studio and kdenlive are both really robust video production and editing software.

Africa woke AF with them child soldiers.

Twat.

Don’t hear this one nearly enough.

They have 100% worn a mask and nothing else in every one of those rooms.

My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She’s brilliant and meta.

Why not share with the class?

PC/DC

Boss: “Good work today. Why don’t you head home a little early.”

Me: uses jedi mind trick “You need me to stay late and run TPS reports.”

We know Novak. We know.

… when a hand loves a woman very much …

Watched A Real Pain in the theater with maybe 5 other people.

I still have a modded WD TV Live Plus media box in the back of a drawer somewhere.

I still have to use the calculator when taking exams. If I pull out a phone it’s an automatic fail.

That’s the wide maniacal smile of someone who revels in the thought of carving you like a decorative soap.

Sunbeam honey buns and Sara Lee apple danishes. I have a bit of a sweet tooth.