I am supportive of you being Canadian
“What’s your gender?”
“Canadian.”
“No, who do you like?”
“Donuts.”
“No no, what’s in your pants?”
“Polite manners.”
Doughnuts**
As a Canadian, I know you are American from your spelling of doughnuts.
Surprise, I’m both!
A Simp, Got It.
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My pronouns are Canadian/Eh
I called out a form and one of the options was for diet. The choices were:
Omnivore, Vegetarian, Vogon.
those scintillating, jeweled, scuttling crabs are good though.
Is this Windows95?
One assumes it’s either customary or law not to ask if it’s not relevant.
I’m an American. I actually like America, for what it’s worth. Canada, however, has the superior anthem.
Probably just a cut and paste error, still funny.
