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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months ago

It's... confusing.

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It's... confusing.

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to memes@lemmy.world · 8 months ago
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  • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOPM
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    For the uninitiated

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      “Got confused”?

      Was he spinning it around to hypnotise people, or something? How does a penis confuse people?

      Or is it a poorly phrased statement on the website?

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        deleted by creator

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        ive always imagined that test audiences believed it to be a prosthetic and therefore a deliberate creative choice by lars von trier. which is fucking hilarious, because it so thoroughly cheapens the serious arthouse themes he was playing with of like sex and nature and depression if you believe another theme he wanted to showcase was “and the guy has an absolutely monstrous hog”

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          True, people with 15” cocks rarely have a reason to be depressed.

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        He was spinning it around yes. Video is available online. It’s quite the dangler.

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          I find the video itself confusing. https://vimeo.com/49333930

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        They thought it was a snake trying to attack them.

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          Shai-Hulud

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            Does that make Willem the Lisan Al Gaib?

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        Maybe they meant “concussed?”

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        The usual interpretation is the director was trying to move the plot along with things happening during the sex scenes, but the penis was so attention-grabbing that the audience missed the plot points, which made them struggle to follow the rest of the movie (be confused).

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      When people skip straight past arousal and fear to confusion.

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        “Put that eldritch horror away.”

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      That sounds like a rumor that William started.

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      That’s horrifying.

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    “Dammit, Willem, put that thing away! Nobody is gonna believe that shit is real!”

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    There are images on the internet of his penis. It’s not “confusingly large,” I don’t think. He’s just one of those guys that tends to hang large and low. A shower rather than a grower, as they say.

    https://vimeo.com/49333930

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      The fuck did I just watch

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        It’s OK. Welcome to the other side.

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        Not my proudest

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      Damn I’m kinda jealous

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    Must be uncomfortable to walk with an elephant’s trunk in your pants

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      I’ll take “problems I want” for $1,000, alex

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    I wonder if actors and doubles sometimes hook up.

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      100%

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    DaFoe was amazing in “The Lighthouse (2019).”

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    Found it

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      Oh my God! No, thank you!

      Poor man.

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      Join Vimeo to watch

      :(

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        His green goblin popped up for me.

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          :(

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    Is this just in reference to “Anti-christ?”. I don’t think I’ve seen him naked in anything else.

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