Sit cross legged
Have a wider choice of underwear. Some beautiful individual in another thread put me on to “gay” underwear… comfort settings I’d never dreamed of. I’d feel contained performing CPR in these badboys. Apparently this clothing change is the first step on the road to man love - according to the absolute brains trust I’ve had the pleasure of working with for the last couple of months.
I once called a woman sexy and that I would do it with her and was called gay because she had big muscles. That woman is Carriejune Bowlby. I guess straight guys don’t like in shape women with big butts?
I like big butts and I cannot lie
Kiwi strawberry Snapple.
It was 30 years ago, but it kinda killed the whole concept of calling things “gay” for me.
Like the color purple
Like the movie or the color
Wipe your ass.
Are dudes really out there with shitty cheeks because “wiping is gay”? I refuse to believe this
I know many toxic masculinity guys, I think it’s true. Eww.
I grew up in the 90s so just existing would cause people to call you gay.
Oh no sorry that’s just gheyyy! It’s a different thing altogether
Nostalgia is gay dude.
The 90s. Cross your legs, gay! Wear a shirt with a loop on the back, gay! Express any emotions, gay!
I once got called the f-slur for having the audacity to read a book in public, outdoors in front of the library.
It’s okay, you can say “fatty” here.
Is this gay erasure?
It’s reality; this fat gay book nerd got called fat derisively MUCH MORE often than the f word
Driving a red sedan
wearing colorful clothes (wtf)
Making quiche for brunch. Apparently an omelet is fine, but a scrambled omelette is gay.
Suck dick
Haven’t heard “gay” as a pejorative in real life since high school in the late 90s.
Stand in awe at a replica of Michaelangelo’s David.
Admittedly staring at a statue of a naked guy, but come on
Yeah, you don’t have to be gay just to be able to admire art.
Let a man do squats over my face until my nose touched his shorts bulge. Wait. I’m gay.
Were you on the floor? Those are some pretty deep squats. That can be hard on your knees …unless the bulge is…nevermind
😳
To be fair, that is a fairly gay thing to do if he isn’t spotting your bench presses.