Reminds me of an old Daredevil comic:
Does jupiter stop asteroids for us?
No, arrows
Of course duh, I shoulda looked at the picture
Which, in turn, keeps the time flies away, thus preserving the space-time continuum.
Yea that’s the prevailing theory. Because of Jupiter’s size and position in our solar system it likely intercepts a lot of the nastiest asteroids that are big enough that an impact with earth would wipe out all life. It’s also believed that if it were not for Jupiter life might not have been able to evolve on earth at all
TIL, thanks jupiter!
Seriously tho, wouldn’t be here without the big lad. Thanks Jupiter ❤️
we love jupiter
et quoque te amo pueri.
Who cut his dick off?
The sack to shaft ratio is ginormous
So much pee.
Alternatvely: Eww, Earth, you’re infested. Look at all those little things crawling all over you!
Fuck you Jupiter, now I have to 9-6
I thought this was the Balatro community for a moment
No love for Saturn, though?