You can dance all night on some MDMA.
Sure, but bread is legal.
And you can probably dance a lot longer if you have ergot poisoning, so make sure you buy that country bread the Amish are selling on the roadside.
How many slices of MDMA?
Depends how thick they are.
Regular bread? Fine.
American „bread”? Naaah.
It’s wild that in Europe the kind of bread Americans eat is sold as toast bread and considered unhealthy. Everything needs to be processed and neat I guess.
How about Canadian bread? The address on the advert is in Toronto, Ontario, Canada.
I was going to comment the same.
Here that wouldn’t be considered bread too.
I like good bread, that’s crap.
“OPEN UP, ITS THE DIET AUTHORITY!”
“We’ve come to inspect your bread box, sir. You know you are federally required to keep at least one loaf in there at all times to fight communism.”
This has been known since prehistory. FFS, we started agriculture to grow the nutritious grains we had found for food and beer, 12,000 years ago.
And now today! Neolithic tips and tricks!
Except they’re wrong! Bread especially the white bread they seem to be touting in this ad, is not only empty calories devoid of nutrients, it’s inflammatory and contributes to brain fog, joint pain, muscle pain, depression, and yes weight gain.
They’ve got it ALL wrong.
But for a short while, it made the shareholders incredible gains…
To be fair, you need brain fog to listen to the ultra-white brand of popular music from the 1930s that those two are dancing to.
Read the title as crab party and was disappointed when crabs didn’t join the rave.
You can’t make a Krabby Patty without bread.
I like how they had to clarify that you van only get a half hour with the waltz… if you are going to be doing the trot, you only get like 28 minutes of dancing off that bread.
bread helps you reduce safety!
