Australian badgers are half this size, have no teeth at all, but can project venom 50ft from a gland in their nostril. The venom is completely harmless to humans, however it soaks into the skin and causes a pheromone to be emitted from the lungs such that when you are asleep, it attracts 14 different species of deadly venomous spiders that are attracted to your airway from up to a 4km radius.
Australian badgers are half this size, have no teeth at all, but can project venom 50ft from a gland in their nostril. The venom is completely harmless to humans, however it soaks into the skin and causes a pheromone to be emitted from the lungs such that when you are asleep, it attracts 14 different species of deadly venomous spiders that are attracted to your airway from up to a 4km radius.
I don’t want to know if this is true or not. Nobody look it up.
No.
Those are the ones related to drop bears, right? I mean they’ve gotta be.
You had me in the first half
That’s worse. So much worse. “I won’t kill you but you’ll wish I did”
Wat.
It sounds kinda based on stink badgers but they also aren’t in Australia.