Damn those kinky high thigh vinyl boots, take forever to put on. Looks smashing in them though.

2 day room temp raw milk? That’s basically yoghurt. Or liquid shits potion

The kind of parents that think their little crotchspawn is an angel and every bad grade is the teacher’s fault.

Don’t get me wrong, there are bad teachers (had a couple both as student and as a parent), but mostly are doing their best. Or at least not be purposely bad.

Yes, but being able to sign off every email with FFS must be satisfying!

You mean outlawing buying a second hand pixel phone and flashing it yourself?

Mullvad has zero kyc

Where’s the blue waffle?

They’re actually called penguinland and no-penguinland

Tbh just take any stock photo from image search online

She had more balls than him

So 5% is lower limit, but what is an acceptable ceiling? Asking for a dad.

Fun-gu(y)s

Approximately

We don’t hate you. We hate everyone

Buy, play for a few days, ask for refund within 14 days if don’t like

Sounds amazing? What kind of sake did you use and for how long did you let marinate?

You might try blending these two together https://hotkey404.com/how-to-turn-raspberry-pi-into-freepbx-based-gsm-gateway/

https://sysopstechnix.com/build-your-own-sms-gateway-using-raspberry-pi/

I suspect what you are looking for is a gsm gateway. There are many standalone implementations, some ready made, some a bit more DIY