Oh yeah sodium is going to feel great when it starts reacting with water.
That is gonna give you the most epic burp ever
Isn’t that Sulphur?
Group one metals like sodium are spicy when they touch water. The further down the column you go, the more explosive it can be.
Tc will be discovered in 2028. It is below Francium on the period table. As inflation rose and taxation keeps hitting the lower class they discovered it in a food lab while experimenting with grade E meat. Thus they named it Taco. They first thought it was a bit like Potassium, but they found out there was no cesium in the picture…
I’ll see my way out
Tc is already taken, it’s Technetium and was discovered in 1828.
I don’t know about sulphur, but sodium is highly reactive with water
drink chlorine
That’s a chilly beverage. Might also want to microwave your sodium to counteract the cold.
In the microwave of evil?
Chlorine is a gas unless it’s very cold or under quite a bit of pressure (~7.3 atm). Plus sodium would react pretty quickly with moisture in the mouth, good luck chewing it. Is there a “science shit post” instance?
Sounds exothermic