• UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.mlEnglish
    312·
    2 months ago

    Hey how’s it going? No, don’t actually tell me how it’s going.

    Boy… the weather sure is outside! Being alone with my thoughts scares me, so I will make dealing with me your new unpaid job.

    • Semi-Hemi-Lemmygod@lemmy.worldEnglish
      221·
      2 months ago

      What’d you do this weekend? If it takes more than two sentences to describe it to me I’ll stop caring and just talk about myself. I’m not here to learn about you, just drown out the incessant ticking of my own mortality.