fertilizer
gas
nails
cable
egg timer
pressure cooker
sunglasses
wigAnd your partner will be soon on a list too.
very important: you need POTASSIUM fertilizer
I honestly pop in ‘yo butt’ into our shared shopping list and it usually gets an eye roll.
Po-
Tay-
Toes
Happy Cakeday! 🍰🎂
Thank you. It’s my first. 😊
Deez nuts
Edit: Which I recently found is a real brand of nuts. Dee’s Nutz, I believe. So be careful or you may just end up with some unexpected, delicious peanuts to snack on.
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I’d add a couple of things to that list:
- Duct tape
- Rope
- Burlap bag
- Shovel
- Condom
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Oh yes, but that needs to be first on the list for sure.
Edit: on second thought, make it last on the list. It tells more of a story.
Peanut butter, duct tape, skateboard, kitestring…
My partner does this already. The number of times I’ve found “tush squish” is… I’ve lost track.
I got him back by adding chicken hats to his online cart.
Peace of mind
1000 bottles of baby oil
I occasionally put “magic beans” on there :-)
classic
NO magic beans!
I don’t know why people are downvoting you on your anti magic bean stance, historically they’ve not been a good gamble with ones money :P
But this time will be different, I get a good feeling from this guy! Not only is he not out to scam me by giving me dud magic beans, but he’s given me a bunch of extra packets that I can sell to my friends too, and all he asks is a tiny portion of the profits.
So now I’m gonna have a magic bean stalk and some semi passive income, all from hosting just one Bean party a month at my place!
Fancy Napkins!
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300kg of Plutonium
