merari42@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agoWhat’s the worst date you’ve ever had, and why was it so awful?message-squaremessage-square84fedilinkarrow-up1121arrow-down14
arrow-up1117arrow-down1message-squareWhat’s the worst date you’ve ever had, and why was it so awful?merari42@lemmy.world to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 4 months agomessage-square84fedilink
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up28arrow-down1·4 months agoDate was fine enough, when the girl gave me a handy like she was trying to strip me with sandpaper, that’s where things went south.
minus-squarepandapoo@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12arrow-down3·edit-24 months agoHandjobs are never worth it, and at this point in my life, if I ever received a good handjob, it would set off all my red flags alerts and alarms. Of course, I am speaking as a straight man. I’m assuming gay men don’t have this problem, but can’t speak to that with any authority.
minus-squareÐ Greıt Þu̇mpkin@lemm.eelinkfedilinkarrow-up10·4 months agoNah, I’ve had some pretty bomb handjobs, that single one was where things went bad
Date was fine enough, when the girl gave me a handy like she was trying to strip me with sandpaper, that’s where things went south.
Handjobs are never worth it, and at this point in my life, if I ever received a good handjob, it would set off all my red flags alerts and alarms.
Of course, I am speaking as a straight man. I’m assuming gay men don’t have this problem, but can’t speak to that with any authority.
Nah, I’ve had some pretty bomb handjobs, that single one was where things went bad