Flying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agoOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldimagemessage-square20fedilinkarrow-up1267arrow-down13
arrow-up1264arrow-down1imageOkay, two issues here...lemmy.worldFlying Squid@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year agomessage-square20fedilink
minus-squarebrlemworld@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up30·1 year ago3 issues Not standing There are 5 of them Which Jesus?
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up19·1 year ago#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
minus-squareTotallyNotSpez@startrek.websitelinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 year agoThat was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
minus-squareaeronmelon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year ago When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up. The same holds true for Martin Sheen: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
minus-squareJusticeForPorygon@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up3·1 year agoWhen the president stands, nobody sits
minus-squarealterforlett @lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up2·1 year agoLater that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance. Jesus Christ!
minus-squareproblematicPanther@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 year agoThis reminds me of a joke: Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
minus-squareFlying Squid@lemmy.worldOPMlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 year agoNot only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
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#3 is clear. When Jesus enters the room, you get the fuck up.
That was a very unexpected and wild ride through Wikipedia.
The same holds true for Martin Sheen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VKhTFDBj-rw
When the president stands, nobody sits
Later that morning, Puke noticed that Allin still lay motionless in the same place where he had left him and posed for Polaroids with the corpse before calling for an ambulance.
Jesus Christ!
This reminds me of a joke:
Why didn’t Jesus play basketball? Because soccer is a much more popular sport in Mexico.
Not only does Jesus play basketball, he’s a super dick about it:
Maybe the fifth one is Jesus?