Theme parks are pretty wicked, so I’m wondering if you had your choice of theme and a ridiculous budget to work with, what kind of theme park would you love to build?
A park set in a old-growth forest with the rides built around the trees. Shaded and wild feeling. Waterslides and rapids would be extremely fun.
Remember the potential of Epcot? Like that, but with ridiculously cool science stuff you can play with and none of that international shit where Becky goes to get day-drunk.
One that is all about napping. You can try different beds, things to help you sleep, and mostly take naps.
There’d be one of those tower drop rides, but it wouldn’t be a regular tower it would be a dick and the drop cart portion would be a hand.
The park would be called Six Dicks. And the mascot would be a dancing old man.
Japan may already have a park like this though.
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Action Park
“Many of its attractions were unique, attracting thrill-seekers from across the New York metropolitan area. While extremely popular, Action Park had a reputation for poorly designed rides, undertrained and underaged staff, intoxicated guests and staff, and a consequently poor safety record”
Traction Park!
No lines
A James Bond theme park. it would be called, Park, Theme Park.
No kids
They have already built it.
Honestly, Phantasialand if it was larger would be pretty much perfect.
Something subversive like https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dismaland
