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minus-squaregeekwithsoul@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up159·1 year agoEvidently it really was probably a cucumber? http://artisticlicenseorwhyitrustnoone.blogspot.com/2022/11/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian.html?m=1 tl;dr - was found with other model food, probably meant to sustain someone in the afterlife
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·1 year agoSustain someone with the ability to have a little sexy time in the afterlife? I like this.
minus-squareidunnololz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·1 year agoNo it was a final insult, telling them to go fk themselves /s
minus-squareM137@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·1 year agoWakes up in the afterlife only to bite into fake food, that’s gotta suck.
minus-squareLobreeze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·1 year agoYou ever tried eating a mouldy cucumber?
minus-squareCascadianGiraffe@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up1·1 year agoHow long does it take you to die?
minus-squareLobreeze@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·1 year agoNot something I’m in a hurry to find out!
minus-squarestupidcasey@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down17·1 year agoIM sure that’s what they wrote down and I’m sure that’s what the person who had it commissioned said it was but the one thing I am more sure of is that this is not a cucumber and nobody who ever saw it has ever thought it is a cucumber.
minus-squaregeekwithsoul@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up37·1 year agoFrom the article I linked with the item in the context of other finds at the same site…
minus-squareaffiliate@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·1 year agothey chose to hide it in plain sight
minus-squaregeekwithsoul@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·1 year agoWhy does that sound like the voice of experience?
minus-squarekamenLady.@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-21 year agoTheoretically even a buttplug could be assembled using 2 of the veggies
minus-squareleftzero@lemmynsfw.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2arrow-down2·1 year agoSo, a bunch of dildos and buttplugs. Even a ribbed one!
Evidently it really was probably a cucumber? http://artisticlicenseorwhyitrustnoone.blogspot.com/2022/11/bullshit-memes-8-ancient-egyptian.html?m=1
tl;dr - was found with other model food, probably meant to sustain someone in the afterlife
Sustain someone with the ability to have a little sexy time in the afterlife? I like this.
No it was a final insult, telling them to go fk themselves /s
Wakes up in the afterlife only to bite into fake food, that’s gotta suck.
You ever tried eating a mouldy cucumber?
How long does it take you to die?
Not something I’m in a hurry to find out!
IM sure that’s what they wrote down and I’m sure that’s what the person who had it commissioned said it was but the one thing I am more sure of is that this is not a cucumber and nobody who ever saw it has ever thought it is a cucumber.
From the article I linked with the item in the context of other finds at the same site…
they chose to hide it in plain sight
Why does that sound like the voice of experience?
🤐
Theoretically even a buttplug could be assembled using 2 of the veggies
kinky
So, a bunch of dildos and buttplugs. Even a ribbed one!