If I go there will be trouble.
If I stay it will be double.
It’s the white man in Hammersmith Palais
Pee a little, let it dry, pee a little, let it dry…
Just roll over lift the bllanket a little, and pee into the kiddie pool you keep next to your bed for late night peeing, and early morning foot baths, don’t people know it prevents athletes foot?
Horrible day to have eyes
Listen, we can’t all have the bladder control of a perfectly sculpted Greek God - ok?
All those things sleep experts tell you to do in order to fall asleep faster and sleep more soundly? Pee should be
at the topin the middle of the list, right before the part where you get ensconced under the covers.Edit: if you get up for a crying baby, pee again before you go. It might go back to sleep, but mostly, once you pick it up you’ll not get another chance to pee, maybe for hours.
That’s me at 4 am trying to fight the urge and go back to sleep, knowing full well my body woke me up cause I had to pee.
The question is not whether to do one or the other, but rather the sequence of tasks.
Get older, get comfortable, falling asleep and remember you forgot to pee.
Wake up now and go pee?
Or
Fall asleep knowing you’ll wake up at 3 am having to pee really bad?
Thats me everytime I forgot to unload my washing machine.
😂
I think I’ll just piss myself and never get out of bed again.
Why not both? “But how?!”, I hear you say. With a magical device known as a catheter, of course! Simply insert the receiving tube into your urethra and then go to sleep knowing you won’t wake up in a puddle of your own leavings.
I also prefer sounding before bed!
…you become 12?
