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    Twitter: 📉💥🔥🔥🔥

    Trump: “perfect resumé Elon, now let’s finish off America for our beloved Pootie”

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    Donald trump says Elon musk will lead “how to shovel more money into my pockets and the private sector while dismantling more government” task force.

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    Step 1) Rename the country to something more hip. Possibly USX.

    Step 2) Have everyone sign a pledge to work twice as hard.

    Step 3) Cut everything that has a budget.

    Step 4) Profit?

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      Governments should not be measured in “value” of any financial aspect, but rather the quality of living of the citizens they govern. Electing a leader of questionable human rights morals would be a disaster.

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        “Value” is not a term reserved for financial discussions. Don’t ruin the joke.

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    He will make it as efficient as he did with Twitter!

    It all starts with a name change, as always. Maybe “Holy Roman empire” will be dramatic enough for his tastes.

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    Nothing says “efficiency” like a racist, drug addicted manchild with untreated ADHD who never sleeps.

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    This should be in commercials. There’s Trump’s Stupid ideas and Musk’s ideologic stupidity. What a fucking Reese’s these two would make

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    Not exaggerating - these people literally want to turn us into slaves. They’re going to take EVERYTHING they can from us.

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    This just goes to show that nobody ever graduates school. What happens in elementary school in terms of popularity contests reoccurs in junior high and high school, college, businesses, religions, and governments. Humanity is still in its adolescence and until we actually mature as a species, we will constantly be on the brink of death or we will find a way to make it happen.

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    At the suggestion of Elon Musk […] I will create a government efficiency commission tasked with conducting a complete financial and performance audit of the entire federal government” -Donald Trump

    [Trump noted] the task force would be responsible for “making recommendations for drastic reforms” to the government.

    The fact that this man doesn’t understand that our entire system of checks and balances is what makes recommendations (and implements) drastic reforms, just shows how much of a fascist he is.

    Adding Musk to his own special “task force” meant to “recommend” changes, which would, in reality, just be another avenue of control, is a clear attempt to centralize power.

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    Elon Musk nonsense aside, a Department for Government Efficiency is honestly not a bad idea. Apparently, the military is tremendously wasteful, as are most other government departments. This could genuinely save some taxpayer money and free up funds for good things.