Really loving the “Just enough to be deniable” couch attacks on Vance.
As Stephen Colbert gleefully said of the couch story last week, “It’s not true, and nobody cares.”
The best part is that it really is kind of thing he might be into. It means that any attempt to deny it either makes him look much worse, or much more guilty.
I loved Seth Meyers’ first joke about it when he came back off break (which is when Trump picked Vance):
“It’s NOT TRUE that JD Vance had sex with a couch. It is JUST A RUMOR!”
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“It was just hand stuff.”
A couch is too risky. A love seat is right the fuck out. Maybe a recliner or kitchen chair is safe.
YOU LEAVE MY RECLINER ALONE!!!
No.
Well, alright. Just checkin’
and I’m checkin out the rest of your living room set.
La-z-boy recliners are ambush predators, I hope one manages to get him.
He doesn’t want love from his fuck toys. Just cushioning.
More cushioning for the pushioning
There was at least one “JD Vance did not have sex with a couch” headline that had to be changed, because how could anyone possibly know whether or not someone has fucked a couch? Journalistic integrity dictates that you only make statements like that if they can be backed up by facts. I could be fucking my couch right now and no one would ever know.
Wise. One would steal and sell it, the other would fuck it.
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