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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

Think about it

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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    … Oregon?

    • TootSweet@lemmy.world
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      This meme is 6 steps ahead of all of us.

      We’re playing tic-tac-toe and this meme is playing 4-dimensional strategema.

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        I take Strategema for my adhd

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        This guy is playing chess with motorcycles.

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      That’s Mississoda learn geology

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        What happened to Misterssoda?

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      After the civil war completes, Emperor Walz declares the entire nation will now be known as Minnesota in a show of unification to the rest of the world.

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      No, it’s spelled “Oregun” according to big lifted, pavement princess, diesel covered in decals that just rolled coal in front of me.

    • PenisDuckCuck9001@lemmynsfw.com
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      Oregon is like Minnesota but squished a little.

    • Korne127@lemmy.world
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      xD

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    This is great. It’s like Shitpost-Prime. Half the comments are complaining about how it doesn’t make sense.

    No one has even noticed that

    • A “mini-burger” already has a name and it isn’t “mini-burger”
    • The standard soda can shown is not a big soda
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      But thats Washington 😡😤

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        Washington is on the east coast dummy. It’s by Pennsylvania.

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      It’s the same burger.

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      I mean, Coke sells smaller sodas….🤷

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    Everyone in here confused, this is a great example of a joke vs a shitpost

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    this is shitpost 5d chess.

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    Listen, I’ve been to Milwaukee…

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      I’ve drank their “Best”.

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      In Oregon, the township is Milwaukie

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      This is new Milwaukee.

      It tastes almost as great as it’s name.

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    Caution, US-exclusive meme ahead!

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      Even if you’re American it’s still nonsensical

      I thinks it’s supposed to be Mini-soda -> Minnesota but the state shown is Oregon

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        I think that’s the part that makes it a shit post

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        Yeah I was wondering why Minnesota was suddenly a coastal state (enourmous lakes excluded obviously)

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          The punchline is obvoiusly: Florida.

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        Removed by mod

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          Removed by mod

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            Be nice, even if they weren’t first.

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              Sowee I’ll do better

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            Nothing funnier than an explained joke 👍

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          Be nice.

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    This is genius but too high effort. You may sit on this council, but we do not grant you the rank of shitost.

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      This is outrageous and unfair, also a very unusual state of affairs

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    It’s Minne-pop okay.

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    This is an 11/10

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    😾

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    Tiny soda?

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      Small pop

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        Petite libation

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    I’m thinking about it and now my brain hurty

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    I’ve never felt so stupid in my life.

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    Fun-size tonic

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