A cyberattack against Clorox last month that shut down factories has created a nationwide shortage of bleach and cat litter::The producer of disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners said some of its US factories still aren’t making goods
disinfectants, wipes, cat litter, salad dressing and cleaners:
One of these things is not like the others, one of these things does not belong, can you tell which one of these things is not like the others…
Cat litter because everything else is used to make things wet.
Cleaners because everything else contains the letter “i”.
Wipes, because it’s the only non food item.
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SALAD DRESSING?! Are you Americans going to a restaurant and ask the waiter to bring you a salad with clorox?
Okay, how do you expect to get ranch dressing white? Ranches are dirty.
when dressing for a ranch I usually put on worn-out jeans, a leather vest and a wide-brimmed hat, not sure why these things should be white
I mean, trump was crazy to suggest injecting bleach, but maybe eating it on a side salad helps with covid?
(please don’t try this)
If you listen closely, you can hear a Facebook group using your post as research.
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Hidden Valley Ranch is owned by Clorox.
OK so let’s get that straight, a chemical cleaning company owns a ranch in some secret valley where they produce salad dressing and no one suspects anything. the US is weird. (\s because irony doesn’t always work on Lemmy)
:) I love it. Makes total sense to this American lol
Clorox owns Hidden Valley Ranch brand of salad dressings. They also own Burt’s Bees cosmetics. I’m unsure which cat litter they own. They also own Kingsford charcoal.
Source: I’m a retail merchandiser who has done several jobs for Clorox the past several months and I’ve had to run around the store from one department to another for various audits.
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Why do you think Ranch is as white as it is?!
It’s marketed as a self-cleaning production facility.
Another shortage of bleach you say? I guess we get to double the price again.
Companies will say anything to raise prices.
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Why can’t cyberattacks be directed towards things along the lines of hacktivism?
Not my beloved bleach!! It’s my favorite cleaner.
Did you know that it feels slippery due to saponification? It’s using your own body oils!
It smells good, it tastes good, AND it makes its own soap. It really is a miracle product.
I am confused by the cat litter part. Prettyr sure bleach and ammonia should never be mixed
Clorox owns Fresh Step, amongst others.
It was Ted Clorox
How will I stay hydrated now?! pepehands /s
