Octopodes.
Octopussies
Octopodes nuts?
Octopadeus?
Also, octopi. They’re all “correct” due to the multiple original languages’ grammar.
i can do you one better: language doesn’t have rules, if it sounds good it’s valid, who cares
at this point i just spite everyone and call them something like “octopodii” or “octopiuses”
I want to hug an octopus on molly, better if they share
Octopuses are really good at doing heroin because they have lots of arms to choose from.
It’s all just one researcher and his best pal octopus taking all the biology budget to have a blast on the weekends.
There’s no “may” about it. Each octopus arm has its own little processing center to handle its unique movements, it’s called the ganglia.
Just like the butt brain in a t rex to manage walking. I see.
