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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

Dutch toilets

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Dutch toilets

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Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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  • ReallyActuallyFrankenstein@lemmynsfw.com
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    I’m confused, isn’t this a better spot for the drain hole? When you sit facing the wall? So you have a shelf for your comic books and chocolate milk?

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      https://www.southparkshop.com/cdn/shop/products/SB-NSFW-WO_Viacom_SouthPark_TravelMug_21626_Image01_1000x.jpg

    • Lucidlethargy@sh.itjust.works
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      It looks like it’s designed to soak your balls if you flush mid-poop. I’m not into this.

      I understand the Dutch may have different tastes, though.

      Edit: if you go about things butters style, you’ll get an unhealthy butthole douching.

    • flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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      Ah, touché

    • BruceTwarzen@lemm.ee
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      We had these here as well and i have no idea. The only thing i ever heard that made sense was it was easier to take stool samples. That makes some sense, but why would every household need them?

    • Schmuppes@lemmy.world
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      Serious answer: The design had easy stool sample collection in mind.

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        I’ve blasted this all over Reddit back in the day and now I’ll blast it here: HOW OFTEN ARE THE DUTCH COLLECTING THEIR STOOLS THAT THEY NEED THIS KIND OF TOILET IN EVERY HOUSEHOLD? THEY USE IT EVERY DAY AND NOT JUST AT A DOCTOR’S OFFICE OR A HOSPITAL WHERE YOU WOULD THINK THAT STOOL SAMPLES WOULD BE COLLECTED OFTEN.

        To this day no one has ever given me a reasonable believable explanation that makes sense. I’d be happy to hear that “all the greedy corporate toilet makers didn’t want to change their design to save money and now we’re all stuck with this dumb toilet blah blah blah” or “we Dutch folk have a special device to sit on that you don’t see in this picture that makes the design of this toilet sensible” or even “we simply love looking at a big stinky pile of s*** every time we take a dump you wouldn’t understand we’re Dutch”

        I stayed in hotels and motels in the Netherlands and they all had the stupid toilet and it stanks so bad and they don’t believe in ventilated bathroom so you just have to open a window and smell it and your wife and kids have to smell it too. it’s so dumb. I ended up flushing every single turd one by one just to survive.

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    Story time: I once briefly lived in a place that had an old toilet bowl like this. You can still find them in older houses. One day I took a massive shit and then found out that the flush wasn’t strong enough to get it down from there. And there wasn’t a brush. Yikes. Just wanted to share that with you guys.

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      Did you use the poop knife?

    • valkyre09@lemmy.world
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      Origami toilet brush made from toilet paper. Yikes

    • Linnce@lemmy.world
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      So what did you do next? I’m thoroughly invested in the story

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        Got a bucket of water to flush it. After that I always had the bucket ready before starting the business. Luckily I didn’t stay there very long.

    • hOrni@lemmy.world
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      You wrap Your hand in toilet paper and give it a little push. That’s what toilet paper is for.

  • Nuke_the_whales@lemmy.world
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    So your shit just piles up on the upper part till it kisses your asshole?

    • TheRisingApe@lemmynsfw.com
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      We referred to it as the poop shelf on our last visit.

      • apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world
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        Decades ago we called this the poop shelf as well.

      • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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        My brother and I called it the inspection shelf as a joke. Turns out that’s what it’s actually for.

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      It’s a solid way to prevent neptunes kiss.

      • Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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        The downside is getting your balls slapped with a turd.

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          No kink shame ;)

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      The real problem is your turds are exposed to open air the whole time, so the smell fucking awful the whole time.

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      It kisses goodbye your asshole. Don’t forget from whence thy sheit falls.

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    • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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      Goddamn I love me some Butters

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    I had these in a few houses in Germany. I call them trophy shelf toilets.

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      The Germans call them “Flachspüler”.

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    • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works
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      8 into a backflip midair wipe for me.

    • Carl@sh.itjust.works
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      #11 is called an upper decker.

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    They had these in Germany, too. If you took a particularly massive shit sometimes the water pressure wasn’t enough to shove it into the hole.

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      I already commented about a poop knife so I won’t repeat it here.

      • Jesus@lemmy.world
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        Problem has more to do with the streaks. There are many.

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        Fortunately there was always plunger handy for pushing, so no chopping was needed.

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    The poop shelf makes it easier to use the poop knife.

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      how do I unread this?

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    Those are actually French toilets. They were designed like this so you can check for blood and other abnormalities. British toilets were designed so the poop would fall in the water, reducing the stench. The British design proved more popular, yet the French design is better with less splashing and for checking. It’s important to check, to find out if there’s something wrong with your intestines like cancer (black blood) or a tapeworm. The British didn’t find this important, just like washing hands after pooping.

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      reducing the stench splashing your testicles with the urine shit surface cleaner mixture

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      It’s important to check, to find out if there’s something wrong with your intestines like cancer (black blood) or a tapeworm.

      Hungarian here, many in this country prefer the “betegvécé” (French), yet cannot say anything about what they should check for. It’s just virtue signaling, no matter how much people have been abusing that term.

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    You should see the Dutch Oven….

    • Socsa@sh.itjust.works
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      For an extra 5€ I’ll show you a Dutch Trombone

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    Pedophiles in the olympics, our strange toilets with the “poop shelf”; I just can’t win today.

    Edit: it’s so you can inspect it. How is everyone else inspecting their poo?

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    What if I don’t want to observe my turd on an elevated toilet bowl pedestal every time I take a shit?

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      You’d be shit out of luck

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      Then you do a no-look flush. Ever heard of Magic Johnson??

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    Comments on toilets of France, England, and Germany by Slavoj Zizek: https://youtube.com/watch?v=8mtZmBvat4k

    Another good bit (not in the video) is that Zizek thinks that’s why Germans can endure great pain and sacrifices for an ideal…if you are strong enough to observe your shit for health reasons, there’s nothing you can’t do!

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      French toilets are BIS. Large, deep bowls with great pressure and a second commode for the greatest modern invention, the bidet. The French don’t fuck around with their shit.

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        https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZQr0DVHU2o

        Producer is French. Alléz figure!

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        Using “bis” for toilets is funny, like you’re grinding a raid at the hardware store hoping for an epic toilet drop.

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    It’s so you can examine your stool, you might have some blood or a consistency you don’t like, that way you see it

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      Wake up, coffee, breakfast, shit, see how much of last nights meal was really digested, shower, shave, work

      Typical morning, idk what the big fuss is

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      I’ve never not been able to detect something like that with a water-under toilet

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    How do you inspect your stool for blood, then?

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      By hand as god intended

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      Eyes

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        Taste

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