There’s something so delicious about the fact that the party of supposedly tough, heterosexual-and-don’t-you-dare-say-otherwise manly-men is represented by a guy who’s covered in spray tan and spends literally hours arranging what little hair he has left, and another guy whose smoky eye game is on point.

And yes, cishet men can wear makeup too, but come on—makeup on anybody who owns a penis is decidedly off-brand for today’s Republican Party.

Would you rather he not doll himself up for a date with your couch?

Maybe he was born with it. Maybe it’s Maybeline.

Excuse me, it’s called Guyliner. /s

He’s a fan of a guy who wants a CEO President and thinks Black people are genetically predisposed to make particularly good slaves I can’t imagine why his grooming habits would be relevant

Well I mean, technically the eyeliner is permanent because he got it tattoo’d.

Unless his eyes are necrotic and rotten, that black doesn’t appear just naturally.

I get a creeper vibe off of him, but I don’t think he did anything artificial to his eyelashes. Some guys just look like that. Derek Carr. Néstor Carbonell.

Both

I get so jealous of guys sometimes because they do often have great eyelashes naturally, it does look like liner but they may just show up so well because of his coloring (dark hair light skin and eyes).

Doesn’t matter what he looks like. He’s just a terrible person on the inside.

Some dudes look really hot with eyeliner. He is not one of them.

Don’t know about eyeliner or mascara particularly, but basically everyone who goes on camera for a living has make-up artists who work on them. Politicians, actors, other celebrities, newscasters, etc. So without even looking at Vance’s photo, I’d say it’s a safe bet that he has someone doing that.

Yes.