> be cat, hunt outside for fun

> humans tell me “bad cat, you’re destroying the ecosystem”

> be cat, see the error of my ways, become pacifist

> even share my food with my mortal enemy

> humans tell me “bad cat, can’t even catch a mouse that’s eating your food”

> ???

Live footage of the cat & mouse vibing

These eyes, owner’s shoes gonna suffer

I thought I was here to sooth your crippling loneliness, not to manage your dirty habits’ consequences.