…and they’re both just repackaged Suave®…
48% less hog fat? Shrinkflation strikes again.
Not my shimpoo :(
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But at least Chimp poo.
Shame-poo
Same tbh
* Can not legally be called “shampoo”
Ah, a sham-shampoo.
Sham-shampoo is better than sham-poo.
Does nobody use 17 in 1 hair detergent, body wash, conditioner, deoderant, moisturizer, hand soap, shaving cream, beard oil, lip balm, callous remover, hand sanitizer, bubble bath solution, epsom salt, dandruff treatment, cologne, hair gel, and junk defunker anymore?
Don’t forget leather conditioner, rust remover, engine degreaser, paint thinner, weed killer, barbecue charcoal starter, epoxy cure accelerator!
In a pinch, it can also clean windows.
Only if it has at least 93 octane rating and no less than 40% alcohol content.
All one God! Dilute! Dilute! Exceptions eternally? NONE!
Then the fuckers start putting more perfumes in it.
Goddamn, that pisses me off. Had to find another AIO shampoo that didn’t make my eyes burn when I used it. Used Pert for 20+ years until some marketing asshat forgot who the demographic was.
Jimmy: “Mane n’ Tail.” Is this horse shampoo?
Chazz: Yes, it is.
Jimmy: Do you use this stuff on your hair?
Chazz: Uh-huh.
Jimmy: “For a lustrous coat.” Does this actually work?
Chazz: You bet your ass it does. It makes my hair shine like Orion’s belt…
–== B L A D E S / O F / G L O R Y ==–
10-in-one from hair to car
From your hair, to your car, to your industrial kiln, Shimpoo will make it shine.
Keep your shampoo away from my kiln. You’ll wreck the heating elements.
I went to get a massage for the first time. You can have a scent during your massage, so I was like why not? So they listed a huge list of smells and flavors. And one of the scents they had was cedar. Of course I picked that one. The masseuse was immediately like “I would say like 80% of all of the guys that come in here pick cedar.” No regrets, it smelled great. Reminded me of woodworking.
Fuck, we’re old… 😞
I know I know that show, but I can’t remember what it is…
It’s Ranma 1/2 (and for anyone who didn’t get the joke, the character’s name is literally “Shampoo”)
They forgot to add a list of ingredients that makes it sound like it is a fruit salad.
I’m convinced my wife’s shampoo could be considered a full meal of you drink it.
Maybe a full serving of fruits and veggies, but there’s no protein in there, at least not what we mean when we talk about protein in nutrition. Probably not many carbs either. I would also suspect that the rest of the product is undigestable, if not straight up toxic
95% similarity in ingredients, save for a small amount of extra moisturizer and scenting in the wife’s.
Women sometimes have big vats of products too. I learned years ago that if my SO had a large bottle of lotion it cost $5.99, but the 3 oz. bottle was $59.99.
Shimpoo also doubles as all purpose lubricant, engine oil, degreaser, pipe declogger, raticide, barbecue sauce, hair pomade, and SPF 50+ sunscreen.
