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Doesn’t work, since they are fulfilled sequentially.
Do the opposite of my next wish. -> Fulfilled, he is set to do the opposite next.
Don’t fulfill my 3rd wish. -> Fulfilled, the wish does effectively nothing and he’s got one left that will be fulfilled. All instructions from the first wish are done with and discarded.
Ignore my first wish. -> Fulfilled, there is nothing left to be ignored about his first wish anymore since it’s already done. The wish does nothing and he successfully wasted all 3 by trying to be a smart ass.
Yup, the genie just did that last bit to make him feel like he actually outsmarted him or something. In reality he’s just glad he doesn’t have to be around him any more.
I like it, it’s a love story, everyone goes home happy.
I feel like this guy plays mtg
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First rule: don’t fuck with djinn, hags, or fae. Demons maybe, at least you know what they want.
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what?
Trust me kage, it’s the only way!
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HE SAID “YOUR SWEET, SWEET BALLOON KNOT. FOREVER, TAKING THAT HOT DEMON GEL. ASK KAGE.”
You could have had fame, riches or beauty but instead you chose to be a dick.
Do you think I asked for a 10 inch pianist?
My smartass genie response would be to summon a severed 10 inch penis in their hands.
If you ask for fame, they make you the FBIs most wanted child abuser.
If you ask for riches millions of dollars in other people’s money is wired into your account, again, fbi most wanted.
If you ask for bueaty you see your reflection in a lake and can’t look away, the lake is at Area 51, you are black bagged and dropped into a 50ft abandoned mine shaft and you survive the fall, there’s water pooled at the bottom, you drink it for nearly a weak waiting to die of starvation, a mule deer falls in, you eat it raw for a month even when it’s rotting you’re too desperate to stop yourself as all this does is prolong your misery waist deep in filth, total darkness, the voices come… you talk to them… they talk back… you fade in and out of consciousness… a light… noise… meaningless… who is talking… it means nothing… what is this terrible burning light…
It’s for the
lulzscience!
Gratz, you played yourself and get no wishes.
maybe the real you played yourself was the wishes they made along the way
Then on the third wish he just says “nah, that won’t work” and you’ve just burned 2 and confused yourself.
Those aren’t wishes, just commands.
This is also assuming the Genie isn’t a spiteful PoS that will just kill the Asker. There’s no rule against that.
Yeah, genies typically aren’t in the wish-granting business. The only reason why people associate genies with wish-granting is because of the story of Aladdin.
Ever heard of “your wish is my command?”
Yeah… That presumes you made a wish and not a command.
And yet… Monkey paw curls
Again, from the last time this was reposted, none of these are wishes.
Does everyone not understand this yet? The only winning move with a genie is to not play.
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I wish to know the true name of the genie who is granting me wishes.
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I wish [genie’s true name] to be freed, mortal and without magical powers, now and henceforth.
You are now trapped in a bottle.
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I think I saw a video once explaining how the only winning move is to make your wish be to let the genie grant you what you desire most.
Because only the genie as the wish granter has access to all possibilities a wish good grant, but you don’t, so your wish could always be misinterpreted, while the genies knowledge cannot be.
You are now dead. Killed by 100 million dollars, in gold, falling onto your head.
Genie would know you don’t desire to die though, or that you would want it in gold, so that wouldn’t happen.
XP boot screen 😍
Wish one, genie give me a copy of your private key for the wish granting API
Granted, you are now a genie with access to the wish granting API private key. Make all the copies you like.
Ignorance aint always Bliss
Couldn’t you just use the first two wishes for immortality and omnipotence and then wish the gene into an infinite loop or something?
