The issues that matter to us all, folks, the issues that uhh… esphegg-jesquick-womfphgle
- Joe Biden, presumably
I bet the people that love to pick on biden for his slight, occasional stutter are the same ones that didn’t say a word about our last president being a literal incoherent babbling idiot.
Finally getting some fresh faces in politics
Next up: newt in a suit
Seems like the logical choice, his neck tie game is on point. I suppose a double Windsor is easier to tie with six appendages and compound eyes.
“Remember when the biggest scandal in politics was the secretary of nighttime wearing a tan tie?”
I’ve seen one of these bugs on the side of the road once:
Weird bug on Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia that anyone can edit: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Belostomatidae
Damn, from homeless on the side of the road to being in charge of night-time, this bug is living the America Dream
Rolly-polly model
Ooooh exciting did you get any comment from the future secretary for the nighttime ?
Frog Fractions
