Hopefully via a willy wonka type event.
This needs to be the plot of a new “The Wizard” remake.
Five young recruits find the five golden Switch cartridges.
Recruit 1 is walloped by a big tie-wearing gorilla after eating its entire banana hoard.
Recruit 2 grows too big after eating a prototype actual Super Mushroom and turns into a Toad.
Recruit 3 is rejected after touching the Triforce and being sucked into the Evil Realm.
Recruit 4 loses an IRL series of WarioWare games played in a giant replica TV.
Recruit 5 is hired after returning the free Switch 2 prototype they were given despite initially being rejected for painting graffiti on the wall with Splatoon paint.
I’m already on AMCs website, trying to preorder my ticket, and emailing customer service about why they haven’t started accepting preorders to a movie that hasn’t even been conceptualized yet.
Just a bunch of kids eating mushrooms and playing with fire.
Soooooo…like, just the average childhood experience in the 80s?
90s: remove mushrooms, add fireworks.
Hopefully not to some trust fund MBA cunt
Mario Maker 3 will be the foundation of every Mario title from here on out - it’s Mario As A Service! Levels will be generated and stored in the blockchain, as NFTs, so you can make, sell and trade rare levels! Make your levels memorable by describing them to our AI Waluigi, who will take your descriptions and generate a level for a mere 13 USD worth of Platinum Nintencoins, tradeable on Coinbase soon! Don’t forget to keep your Gold Nintencoin balances topped off to make sure you have the best chances to get rare powerups! Try downloading our new companion app so Princess Peach can watch you use your phone and listen to your real-life conversations. If she likes what she hears, you’ll get free Nintencoins, so be sure to become a top Brand Ambassador for the best value! Wow MBA-level business sure is amazing! It’s weird that we keep losing customers though… can we make it illegal for customers to leave us, please? I learned in business school that getting what you want is just a matter of killing the right whistleblowers.
Each line you’ve written has sent a new chill down my spine, well done 😂
“What super mario needs is LOOT BOXES!!! Yes, you jump and hit the question box, and now you can pay for a fire flower. If not, you get a coin!”
You know what Mario needs? An AI companion!
Can’t wait for the Fortnite x Mario x Starwars collab…
It would be nice if he handed it down to somebody who wasn’t such a jackass about emulators and leaks, but Nintendo is notoriously abusively litigious, like worse than Disney, so I’m not going to get my hopes up.
Plot twist. Disney buys Nintendo.
Nintendo has $14 billion USD in the bank. They’re fine.
Why is no one buying Mario Universe x Star Wars: return of the Palpatine clones? Better mark up Disney plus and park passes to keep investors happy for the next 6 weeks, our longest term plan yet.
I’ll take it.
…you better not be from EA.
Found Phil Spencer’s account
Nah
If I win the election, I’ll make the Switch DS
Idk how it’ll work, but I’ll figure it out
I mean, the man is 71 years old, is probably very wealthy, and wants to have fun. Let the man retire.
I’m younger…
I’ll take a whack at it
