The problem isn’t that we pet birds, it’s that we eat them. Or more specifically we gather them in huge, unsanitary populations in close contact with humans as they are raised and slaughtered.
This reminds me of how people think AIDS spread from other primates through bestiality, when bushmeat was the correct answer. I guess it’s easier to imagine bestiality than the consequences of carnism.
*not vegan, Just finding it harder and harder to dismiss them.
But domesticated birds are not good carriers of influenza, specifically. Unlime wild birds, they do get sick. Otherwise, I totally agree.
What wild birds out there letting you pet them?
The elites don’t want you to know this but the ducks at the park are free you can take them home I have 458 ducks
It’s a shame passenger pigeon nets have fallen out of style. I imagine you could catch a lot of ducks with one of those
You got some bread? Then many.
That’s how you get bit by a duck
There are no wild birds, because there are no birds at all. You can pet the drone once the battery has run out
Usually the ones that let you approach are the sick or injured ones
Pandemic, you say?
Let’s just hope Randy Marsh doesn’t go fuck a pangolin again
Yeah but bird.
Thanks! I was looking for the instructions on how to start a pandemic.