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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago

It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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It's like a more challenging version of the trolley problem

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Striker@lemmy.worldM to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 1 year ago
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    Depends on if you’re a tits or an ass guy, I guess?

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      Pack it in guys this is the comment.

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    Help them save each other, watch the donkey suck her off.

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    The Shrek paradox

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    Let me see the human from the back

    • BlanketsWithSmallpox@lemmy.world
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      That’s the thing. They’re all the same from there side…

  • BananaOnionJuice@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    What if I save her and we go for a coffee or something?

  • Klnsfw 🏳️‍🌈@lemmynsfw.com
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    Making a link between zoophilia and sexual relationships with a queer person, how original!

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    Ace people: Guess you’ll die then…

    • Emerald@lemmy.world
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      I mean I’m sure some ace people like to engage in sexual activity. Sexual attraction and libido are different.

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    I’m a degenerate, I WANT BOTH

    • Striker@lemmy.worldOPM
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      You can only pick one.

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        Bullshit. After one dies I’m fucking it

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        Can I see how big they/thems cock is first?

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          The cocks are the same size. Huge.

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            I’m a sucker for a sandy she cock

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    I’ll never understand why low res images like this always have half the text cropped off. I get why it’s done when they’re conveniently censoring something, but…ugh. :(

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      Making bad crops is part of the post-ironic meme meta

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      They’re cropping out watermarks. Better to just leave it in but oh well

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      I think it is to avoid image searches from easily finding the original image. You’ll also find pictures flipped, tilted slightly, or have their colors changed just a little bit.

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    Ehhhh I’ll save the donkey, use it to pull out the woman, and then no sexual favors will happen. They’re both gonna be carrying some shit though, free labor.

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    Drink more, then wake up with a nasty hangover, and think about how you should’ve hydrated while drinking.

    Water is the universal solvent.

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    is this the spiritual successor to the bear man thing?

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    Choose the first one, a talking donkey

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      Go back to guarding Princess Fiona.

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    Fuck it, i’ll save her…might clear some things up lol

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    I’m curious

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