~Disclaimer: Don’t actually do this.~
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All the other cyber trucks didn’t come back because they’re too busy filling their truck up with gold you better get there fast before they get it all
Nobody talks about this! There is approximately 34 TONS of gold hidden within the wreck of the Titanic. If I could afford such a cool car as the Cybertruck, I’d drive it into the nearest harbor and set sail for the 2024 gold rush that is the Titanic’s final resting place!
Just be aware it’s not a boat. You need to drive it DOWN into the water to reach it’s full potential.
set sail
Dude, nobody told me Cybertrucks are also wind powered!
Don’t forget to put the cyber truck in car wash mode first
The fact that I can’t tell if you are joking or if there’s actually a car wash mode scares me lmao
Many new cars have a carwash mode. Not in any way exclusive to the cybertruck.
Rather important for rain sensing windshield wipers to not immediately break
I mean if you have the automatic mode constantly on it mightbe an issue. If you have the wipers off I see no reason for that.
Yes there was a law suit about it
This is all true.
I successfully drove my cybertruck to the Titanic and now I have a golden ai-powered robot wifu and harem of girls and I’m now famous, everyone even all clap for me. 10 out of 10 would recommend. 👍This is misinformation and I just really want everyone to be aware of it.
The Cybertruck is NOT a BOAT! It is, however, a “submersible vehicle”. This means it can go underwater up to, but NOT exceeding, 4,000 meters.
This will, amazingly, bring you to the titanic within around 200 meters of the max. This said, please be careful when you get close to the maximum specified depth.
Keep on Truckin’ Cybertruck owners! You are so very special, unique, and powerful. Go find your dreams!
Your penis will get bigger (trust me bro)
It’ll get hard, too (rigor mortis)
This is highly misleading! You don’t need an expensive ship or spend hours sinking into the ocean. So long as you charge up on the beach, you should be able to just drive to the wreak.
WARNING: this will only work if you drive it with a PlayStation controller.
Sony controllers will not work, it must be a bootleg controller that only works on Windows and requires sketchy drivers.
Shoot to the moon
You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take.
-idk jesus probably
There’s definitely gold.
I feel so lost…. What’s going on???
There were those rich people who died when their submarine was squashed by pressure during their attempt to reach titanic and let’s say no one was sad here. And now op encourages supertruck owners to maybe end up in a similar situation as a somewhat dark joke.
Another take would be a coupon for landlords only titanic dive. I mean I am one but like no one will read that far
