The only time I would rather not talk to a person is if the accent causes a language barrier.

“Gobble gobble goo?”

“Uhhhh…I’m sorry?”

“Gobble…gobble…goo?”

“…what?”

“GOBBLE GOBBLE GOO!!!”

“I have no idea what you mean by that…”

Guy behind you in line: “c’mon man!!! Pay attention! He’s saying CAN I HELP YOU?”

“Really? Those phonetic sounds were supposed to be in any way similar to the thing you said? It’s not even close…”

“English is probably his second language. How well do you speak THEIR language?”

“Which language do you speak?”

“Yjxrjk#@■♡○{rjbzwk!”

“I’m done.”