Better strategy than this one:
You think he still likes trains?
Liking trains isn’t something you just stop doing…unless you have a falling out with trains, trains knows no forgiveness…
If you come to me with 2 juice boxes and offer me one while drinking from one of them… I would fully expect to get to non-drank-from one instead the one you just sipped on.
Nevermind, I thought there was a straw in their mouth on panel 2 but there isn’t. Carry on.
Do that at 40, except the juice box is a flyer for a political party that wants to take your basic human rights from you.
I’m almost 40, can’t I just have a juice box?
That is why we get children, to steal their juice boxes and play with their Lego.
- Spam
- Diet Spam
- Vegan Spam
- I can’t believe it’s not Spam
What about green eggs and ham?
I do not like green eggs and ham!
…but it’s still better than spam.
If a rando offered me a drink I’d expect to wake up missing my kidneys.
Good god when will this myth die? It’s the liver they take, not kidneys.
I like trains too. It’s a gentle ride and it’s less stressful than driving.
Love the lunch menu hahaha
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