I would descend on those like a vulture on a carcass.

He doesn’t actually need to sit down.

You start taking more bathroom breaks.

One week after I take power the megaprojects start getting built. Benevolence will be factored into budgetary concerns.

Nothing ever changes.

Steely Dan - Hey Nineteen

Go find an Aztec god. Someone is bound to be in charge of this mess.

For historical purposes I’m obligated to inform you about G4’s Portal.

Note: Quality is not guaranteed.

I need a job. I’m eating less to afford housing. This isn’t a case of “my life is fine and I have feelings”. I don’t have family willing to help me.

I’m hungry and worried about becoming homeless, again. Talking to people does not help me or make me feel better. I’ve tried, I paid a lot of money for therapy, and they all failed me.

Not to lie, basically nothing. I’m struggling really bad.

No problemo.

You linked the wrong video.

… Are you just dumb? I’ve been here since 2023. You’re saying I’m projecting the fact that I’m using a newly created account that I made two years ago? Which I have been posting on the regular. Do you think I invented time travel or magic?

Meaning you’re a troll account specifically created to stir up shit. I’m getting tired of people like you. Go back to Reddit or Facebook.

Your account is two days old.

You reek of a newly created troll account.

I would be rich, charismatic, handsome, well connected, influential, happy, and dumb as a brick. I would be blessed; the rest of you I don’t know so much about.

Fuck, that made laugh.

Death confirmed.

I’m going to respectfully disagree with you.

We can debate our points while we dance on his grave.

If you bring the music I’ll bring the snacks.

Wow I almost feel sorry for the guy. Words shouldn’t ever be met with violence. But if you act like a complete cunt for years don’t be surprised when you get fucked.