Happy Pride Month! 🏳️🌈
Can anyone recommend a good cock for beginners?
How about mine?
Get the “Cocks for Dummies” book. It’s fantastic and includes a starter cock.
Its true, I spent many nights undercover in gay bars, trying to identify homosexual men by whether or not they moaned when I sucked their dicks in the bathroom stall.
Which one means which?
I’m still not sure.
Ah geez, better get back to it.
Jokes on you, I’m a sovereign citizen
Mr. electric send him to the principals office and have him expelled!
Flirty Bisexual Interrogations
Do I go straight to gay jail or straight to straight jail?
You go gay to straight jail, obviously!
If they are gay, they go to no jail at all
All jails are gay, nothing to worry about
Heard it on News Max. Must be true.
Maximum News
Do asexuals go to jail? Or do we get an honorary a gay card?
It’s only illegal to be straight, so the aces should be fine.
I guess I’m fine then (an aroace)
Well I mean…a mouth is a mouth, right?!
Everyone is beautiful in the dark.
Well I’m not gay, but I am pan, though. Do I count or should I go turn myself in?
You’re one of us. You’re safe
Yay! I’m a part of something! :D
I used to be straight but now im gay I think that law made me this way.
