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      Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

      Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.


      Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

      Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril?

      Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.


      Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

      Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

      Hermes: What…is your name?

      Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

      Hermes: What…is your quest?

      Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening.

      Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color?

      Fry: Purple-orange.

      Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

      Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY!


      Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

      Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord…

      Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!


      Fry-thur: One…two…five!

      Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

      Fry-thur: What?

      [Explosion]


      Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name?

      Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy?

      Fry-thur: Dope.

      Amy: I know, right?


      Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

      Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.

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    I think all the electrics should have this since not a single fucking one of them apparently knows to announce their presence when they pass people. Sorry for the rant but I think people should learn how to ride a fucking bicycle before they get on an electric motorcycle and feel like they have priority on the fucking trails.

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      No one knows how to use trails properly. Runners weaving from side to side with sound canceling earplugs in are also problems. Doesn’t matter how loud I signal if you’re blasting music in your AirPod pros.

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        Hell I’ll admit to wearing a headphone while I’m out and about but it’s at least on transparency mode and I’ve only got the one on my right side.

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      Looks like I can avoid plastic by printing some templates and using a band saw. Probably will have to do some redesigning to make it work on my bike since I have shocks up front and a rack in the back.