I’d get Joseph a “The dad that stepped up” mug.
Whatever I wanted that week.
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Steak and a blowjob
A performance in his honor sounds best. Other things seem either rather worldly for him or too difficult such as restoring Constantinople.
The door of the castle church of Wittenberg with Luther’s 95 theses nailed on them.
I’d probably commission some art of Shadow the Hedgehog on a motorcycle holding a gun. The license plate on the motorcycle would say “ALL0FM3”. I feel like he’d appreciate that.
A book on ethics
Definitely not Roman wine. Last time we drank that, I got hammered!
Same thing as every year.
A day at the house by himself! No wife. No kids.
More saved souls. That’s all He wants.
You know that diamond encrusted shit from Roger on American Dad? That. I think God would probably lime one of those.
A threesome, of course.
A serious answer would probably be working another day on bringing paradise to earth. I think that’s what jesus’ purpose is.
One of these. Tell him to wrap it around the polar ice caps, with the reflective side facing the sun, before it’s too late.