Like can I just jump in my boat and go? Do I have to alert any authority about my trip? What are the chances the coast guard boards my boat to search it? How do you find a marina in Mexico? Do I have to alert the Mexican government of my trip? I assume I need a passport.
This is to settle a very polite heated discussion between my partner and I. Where neither of us know what we’re talking about.
Another option would be to team up with a cartel and shoot your way into Mexico .
So, as a southern American. It is true I do love guns. I am also indifferent about my daily life and death struggles. However, if at all possible. I would like to die as painlessly as possible. Maybe even in my sleep.