If three astronauts are flying over the Gobi desert in a canoe and they crash, then how many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

The answer is purple, because ice cream has no bones.

Therefore, my answer is 42.

Windows, definitely

Then if it gets too hot I could open them

Windows. It would show me the way out while blasting me with Ads.

Linux, however, would do nothing but scream about how I should use it, and how it really is the best, all while giving confusing, complicated, and unhelpful info about its numerous distros. Then, when I say that’s all too much and I’m just going to go talk to Windows, it spits on me.

How do you know a person is running Arch?

Windows. Because I don’t hear how Systemd is the most evil thing in the history of computation…again.

Is it hostile?

Which version of Windows?

Windows. That would mean there’s a building there, which means I might be closer to getting out of the woods.

Windows. It’s been too long since I used Linux so don’t remember all the things anymore

Linux if I’m using the machine.

I can maintain Windows. But I don’t remember how to use it for everyday tasks.

Linux, very obviously.

It runs inside so many wildlife cameras.